{"product_id":"libertylaughs-talking-christmas-card","title":"Liberty Laughs Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpen it. It talks.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe second this card opens, a big, booming, larger-than-life voice takes over Christmas. Santa’s been fired. The workshop is under new management. And the elves? Let’s just say they didn’t see this coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThirty-five seconds of it, auto-playing the moment the cover lifts. No buttons. No app. No QR code to scan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe cover is the setup. Pine green with a red-and-gold seal reading Make Christmas Great Again. It looks like something from a very expensive gift shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe inside is the payoff. A vintage-style Christmas workshop: Santa in the red coat throwing a thumbs-up, Mrs. Claus beside him, toy tables and nutcrackers and snow on the windows. Then you look closer. The elves are up to something. One’s painting a toy train. One’s wrapping presents. One’s hauling gifts. One’s hanging a stocking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe audio calls out every single one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThere’s still plenty of blank space inside to write your own message, if you can stop laughing long enough to hold a pen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis one was built for the reaction, not the mantel. Hand it to the uncle who thinks he’s the funniest guy at dinner. Hand it to the cousin who’s impossible to shop for. Drop it in the White Elephant pile and watch the room turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eJust have your phone out when they open it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/strong\u003e one talking card and one envelope. Battery installed, ready to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct highlights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlays audio the second it opens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e35 seconds of over-the-top Christmas chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour hidden elves to spot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium full-color print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe White Elephant gift that wins\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCard size: 5.5 × 7 in (verify against your dieline)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAudio: ~35 sec, auto-plays on open, battery pre-installed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: premium full-color, both interior panels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes: 1 card + 1 envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eType: humorous novelty greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNovelty product. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any person, organization, or government agency. The cover emblem is an original illustration, not a reproduction of any official seal. Voice is a comedic character performance, not a recording of any real person.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Liberal Tears Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45901781598277,"sku":"45901781598277","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2505\/4021\/files\/hf_20260925_232619_6eae6c7a-f11f-4f86-9174-68f1e1ff6f5d.png?v=1790709214","url":"https:\/\/libertylaughs.co\/products\/libertylaughs-talking-christmas-card","provider":"Liberty Laughs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}